LINDSAY LOHAN

Who needs Rupert Murdoch to drag your journalism institution down-market when you can easily do it yourself? Today's Wall Street Journal features an op-ed offering advice to Lindsay Lohan in the wake of her recent troubles with alcohol. A sample:

Ms. Lohan needs to grow up, realize her talents and find ways to fill her time that aren't self-destructive. Coming to see herself as an adult, accepting responsibility, and developing pride in her skills are difficult but time-tested therapeutic techniques. These are things Ms. Lohan won't learn in standard treatment programs.

Fine by us! We're just sad there's no Lohan hedcut.

Bad Advice for Lindsay Lohan
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